Thursday, July 06, 2006

The Next USMNT Coach

After a long and unprecedented series of evaluations, I am happy to be the first site on the blogosphere to report the next manager of the USMNT. It is no other than Ginger Tompkins, (pictured). Some might know Ginger for his uncanny goalkeeping ability, having bested such competition as Hugh Jass. Others have mentioned his uncanny resemblance to British comedian Benny Hill, which is merely speculative. Regardless, Ginger brings a wealth of experience, knowledge and a great red afro to the US Men's Team. Stay tuned - there's more to come.